Haiku Review: Waterworld (1995)

1.
Oh mutant fish man
hates drawing but loves his crayons
stupidly sails off

2.
Perhaps you wonder
A Merman with scuba gear?
Her name was Karen

3.
Drinking pee is cool
but only at sea, alone
In town, frowned upon

4.
I drink my own piss
Not for survival, but fun
A mariner’s life

5.
Mystery tattoo
indecipherable map
Flip it over, man